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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves." - Bill Vaughn
"New Year's Eve: Where auld acquaintance be forgot...Unless, of course, those tests come back positive!" - Jay Leno
"The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul." - G.K. Chesterton
"It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets." - William Thomas
"Ever new year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals" - Ogden Nash
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