Funny New Year Quotes
Start the new beginning with funny New Year sayings.Here some funny messages for you
Funny New Year Quotes
"It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets." - William Thomas
"Ever new year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?" - Ogden Nash
"New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time." - James Agate
"I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me." - Anais Nin
"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to." - Bill Vaughn