Crack the jokes in kerala style
Jokes are good for health. Good jokes should always be enjoyed by one and all and laugh from the core of one's heart. Sharing the Jokes is as good as giving a doze of medicines to the sick.
(1) Our cricketer Viru's wife was making call to Viru at the stadium where the Test Match was about to commence.
Wife to the Team Manager : " Hello can I get Sehwag on line, please ?"
Team Manager : " Sorry, he has just left to the Ground to open the Innings"
Viru's wife : " No problem Sir. I can hold this line. "
(2) Third standard Ramu used to pray to Lord Guruvayurappan every day before
his leaving for School. On that Monday too, Ramu closed his eyes, folded his
hands and prayed to Lord. " Oh ! God. I would never like to have a Third World
War in my life time."
Lord Krishnan : " My sweet boy. Why you do not want another War. Are you so patriotic and loving to your Country ?"
Ramu still folding his hands : " Oh. No. God Krishna. I am very weak in History and I don't want another War lesson. Please avoid another War. "
(3) Anna was chitchatting with her Husband in the evening at home. Anna to Thomas : " Chetta, did you remember the Beggar whom I had given food today ?"
Thomas : " Yes yes I remember. He was slightly limping."
Anna : " That man is really limping and he was given food yesterday also. But today, as soon as I gave him the food in his pot, he took out a book from his torn bag and gave it to me without a word. I was shocked, the book was "How to Cook !"
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